Pertinent to my Interests

Documentary reviews, body neutrality, parenting, Jupiter, piano, cats, European history, ghosts, rodents, the collapse of civilization, and if this goes on long enough I'll probably end up cataloguing my entire smushed penny collection.

Scenes From Swim Lessons

  1. A tired-looking woman reading The Family Guide to Getting Over OCD: Reclaim Your Life and Help Your Loved One.
  2. A harried mother yelling at her preschooler “Hurry up! We have to go straight to hockey now! No, put that book down, we don’t have time for that! Hocky starts in fifteen minutes!” Lady, what wrong turns have you taken in your life to end up in this predicament at 7:45 PM on a Thursday night?
  3. A child weeping loudly in the changing rooms and repeatedly declaring that “everyone is making me sad! everyone is making me sad today!”
  4. Me, wearing my Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers t-shirt and my Beauty and the Beast Loungefly purse, reading Bob Iger’s memoir like the ridiculous Disney Adult that I am.