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  • Warm Milk

    One thing you should know about me is that I don’t use warm milk to make anything. Instant oatmeal? Hot water. Hot cocoa? Hot water. It’s water, it’s always water, it will never be milk. Who has time to warm milk when water is so damn cheap and easy? I bought this color-changing hot cocoa…

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  • Casey’s Daycare for Exceptional Bunnies

    We had pet rabbits when I was a kid. They lived in a backyard hutch, and they really weren’t good pets, but I, at seven years old, knew exactly what would improve our situation: baby bunnies. So I did what any intelligent child raised in a religious household would do and I started praying for…

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  • Casey Reads Wikipedia, vol. 1

    I was on Wikipedia the other night–as I often am–and ended up at this article about Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, an astrophysicist who was active in the first half of the twentieth century. Did you know that Cambridge University did not award degrees to women until 1948? In fact, Cecilia went to Cambridge on scholarship, completed her…

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  • School Picture Day

    School picture day was this week, which means in about a month we’ll receive an overpriced packet of photos and I’ll take down the old photos hanging in the kitchen and put up the new ones. I don’t want to take down last year’s school pictures in which my oldest has a cowlick, and an…

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  • Am I… not short?

    At just under five feet six inches tall, I am taller than the average woman in the United States. But I am short. I am short because I live with a tall person. And let me tell you something about tall people: they love to place things up high. If the choice is between putting…

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  • Childproofing

    One of the things that has surprised me about life with older kids is how quickly and easily our house stopped being childproof. I used to have this place totally locked down. Both kids were very curious and active. They climbed everything, opened everything, destroyed everything. It wasn’t that I loved the look of baby…

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  • Documentary Review/ McMillion$

    A six-episode deep dive into human greed. This documentary series follows the FBI’s investigation into the McDonald’s Monopoly fraud. The fraud took place starting way back in the 1990s (when I remember collecting Monopoly pieces!), but the investigation didn’t get started until the very early 2000s, when a young, hungry agent named Doug Mathews decided…

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  • Tales from School, vol. 1

    My youngest told a kid in his class that he sounded like a drunk boomer.

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  • Documentary Review/ Harley & Katya

    Heartbreaking. I somehow missed this story in the news when it happened, so went in without expectations. But it doesn’t take a genius to figure out where this headed when one key character’s present-day interview tape is missing. Harley Windsor, from Australia, and Katya Alexandrovskaya, fromRussia, were a pairs figure skating phenomenon for a few…

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  • A priest walks into a…

    I crossed the street with a priest today and had these thoughts in this order: If I were a priest I would be constantly making up jokes because every moment of my day would be a humorous set-up. A priest, a fat lady, and a bicyclist are crossing the street… A priest walks into a…

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