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Documentary Review/ McMillion$
A six-episode deep dive into human greed. This documentary series follows the FBI’s investigation into the McDonald’s Monopoly fraud. The fraud took place starting way back in the 1990s (when I remember collecting Monopoly pieces!), but the investigation didn’t get started until the very early 2000s, when a young, hungry agent named Doug Mathews decided
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Tales from School, vol. 1
My youngest told a kid in his class that he sounded like a drunk boomer.
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Documentary Review/ Harley & Katya
Heartbreaking. I somehow missed this story in the news when it happened, so went in without expectations. But it doesn’t take a genius to figure out where this headed when one key character’s present-day interview tape is missing. Harley Windsor, from Australia, and Katya Alexandrovskaya, fromRussia, were a pairs figure skating phenomenon for a few
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A priest walks into a…
I crossed the street with a priest today and had these thoughts in this order: If I were a priest I would be constantly making up jokes because every moment of my day would be a humorous set-up. A priest, a fat lady, and a bicyclist are crossing the street… A priest walks into a
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Meanwhile, in the real world…
It occurs to me I should write about actual things that are going on in the real world, and not just the things going on in my mind. In an effort to be a fun, active mom, I took the kids to a playground after dinner on Wednesday just like all the other fun, active
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Unfair Assumptions
I get hassled for money sometimes when I’m walking around my neighborhood. Not every day, but frequently. I hate being asked for money. I lived in New York City for too long so despite being generally sympathetic towards humans who have fallen on tough times, I have zero tolerance for panhandlers and their bullshit. Now
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Melted marshmallow
During the summer my kids sometimes accompanied me to the grocery store. They took this opportunity to lobby for ridiculous cereals that I never buy (“look, this one has less sugar than oatmeal squares!”). That is the story of how I ended up with both Rainbow Krispies and Cocoa Krispies in my cupboard. You should
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Documentary Review/ Turning Point: 9/11 and the War on Terror
This is not a documentary about the attack on the twin towers on September 11, 2001. You would be forgiven for thinking it might be. It opens with American 11 taking off from Boston on the morning of September 11, 2001. We all know where this is headed. I’ve watched a lot of documentaries about
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Princess Diana and the Old Days
I was watching a documentary about Princess Diana when I looked at the date and realized that it had been exactly twenty-six years since her funeral. Princess Diana really defines the 90s for me in many ways. Her last, most exciting years and her death occurred right in the middle of my family’s People magazine
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Safe
This morning my children walked to school together alone, and this afternoon they will walk home together without me. They are eight and ten and I suppose they are ready, but I am not. I did not expect to be a helicopter parent. I am not particularly precious about children in general, and I don’t