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Documentary reviews, body neutrality, parenting, Jupiter, piano, cats, European history, ghosts, rodents, the collapse of civilization, and if this goes on long enough I'll probably end up cataloguing my entire smushed penny collection.

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  • A Very Honest Cover Letter

    Dear Employer: The only thing you really need to know about me is that I am very competent. Really, that’s it. I’m pretty sure I could do almost any job that doesn’t require a master’s degree as long as you’re willing to give me a couple weeks of training. Am I a good team member?

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  • Childhood Camping Memories

    Location: Unknown, maybe Mount AdamsDate: Unknown, but I was very little and I don’t think my brother was born yet so maybe 1987?I woke up in the tent in the middle of the night. It was raining and water was pouring in from one corner. My mom and dad were frantic, yelling at each other

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  • How to gain confidence instantly!

    I’ve been walking around for the last month feeling like I’ve lost weight. I only get weighed at the doctor so I can’t say for sure, but I’m pretty confident I have not lost any weight this year. I have been going to the gym, but not as frequently as I should. I have been

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  • Chatty Chatty

    The past couple weeks I’ve found myself getting annoyed with cashiers and baggers at the grocery store who are overly chatty with me. I am perfectly pleasant to them and engage in polite conversation if they initiate, but I’m not happy about it. This is notable because for the past year I’ve noticed that I

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  • Overheard at the playground

    I took the kids to a local destination playground yesterday. We call it Chutes & Ladders but that’s not its real name. I used to hate Chutes & Ladders. I lost my oldest there when he was maybe four years old, and he was missing long enough that I was considering calling the police. On

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  • Sun Damage

    I spent last week at the cabin slathering myself and my kids in sunscreen as if it was my job (it actually is). This time of year, I seem to read an article every week in which I am reminded that “there is no safe amount of sun exposure.” It is not, they tell me,

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  • Week at the lake

    We’re spending the week at our cabin in Wisconsin, our annual tradition. I’m pretty sure every other cabin owner in northwest Wisconsin does the same, at least judging from the number of watercraft on the lake and people in line at the local grocery store. This is our fourth summer owning this place. I remember

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  • Crescent City, California

    And I’m not big into journaling. It takes special skill to record events and activities in a compelling way and I lack that skill. Nevertheless, if this blog is meant to record memories for my children I think I owe it to them to try to write about this vacation as thoroughly as I can

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  • Odds & Ends

    We have returned from our trip to Crescent City, California, and after a week of living my life by the tide tables I’m back to concerning myself with the patterns of the pedestrian walk signals in my city instead. Navigating my urban neighborhood is a completely different skillset than driving on a cliffside road and

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  • Travel Style(s)

    We are packing for a big trip and I am feeling some angst about the whole thing. I’m not a good traveler. I don’t like doing new things or meeting new people, and I definitely don’t enjoy the uncertainties inherent in the act of traveling. I like to be home. Home is reliable. Home is

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